Coding while you sleep

Random bash.org goodness

May 13, 2004 — [Stormrider] I should bomb something
[Stormrider] ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
[Stormrider] Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
[Elzie_Ann] I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
[FBI] We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

BiGs112 says:

BASH has kept me laughing for a while now. Some of the quotes are still good when read the 15th time.

vampirical says:

[AgentSmith] It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
[AgentSmith] One of these...has a future.
[Randerson] LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
[AgentSmith] How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

vampirical says:

[Night-hen-gayle] I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

vampirical says:

[kylev] hahahahaha
[kylev] some girl just came onto our floor
[kylev] and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
[kylev] i just asked her what the paper was about
[kylev] and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
[`Neo] bahahahaha

vampirical says:

Last of all and my favorite:
[erno] hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

Wirehead says:

My personal favorite would have to be (no link here because i am stuck using my phone for browsing right now and i don't have a clue how to copy and paste or if it is even possible): "you couldn't have a stroke of genius if you were giving Einstein a handjob."

vampirical says:

Yeah that a classic, I actually think of that as something people would be familiar with like any normal saying. I should try using it in an everyday conversation...or not.

[O.J.] Radio interview quote from Marine Corps General Reinwald and a female radio host. He wants to host some boy scouts at the training center for some practise excercises. As follows
[FEMALE INTERVIEWER]: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
[GENERAL REINWALD]: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
[FEMALE INTERVIEWER]: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
[GENERAL REINWALD]: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
[FEMALE INTERVIEWER]: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
[GENERAL REINWALD]: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
[FEMALE INTERVIEWER]: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
[GENERAL REINWALD]: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!

vampirical says:

I'm not sure why but this one always gets me:
[Bwaa] I tend to do stupid things when I panic
[Bwaa] Like when I accidently poked my friend in the eye, panicked and poked him in the other one.. because it seemed the sensible thing to do

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